Ain’t that cute? :)
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WTF?
So who the hell goes into a gay club and makes out with guys and dances with a bunch of them….then the next day claims they are straight and they were just drunk…..? Damn. Okay. Right. its a good thing I wasnt a whore lol
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That awkward moment when…
You call ahead to make reservations somewhere and the host/hostess sounds like they are fantastically attractive and then you get there and you’re like….”the hell?!?”
So… -.-
I think no matter if you’re gay, straight, bi- WHATEVER- all guys want from you is a quick hook up. It’s mildly depressing. Where the hell did chivalry go?
Why can’t I be this gorgeous!!!
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Agghhhhhhhh :)
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Ellen you are perfect ok
ELLEN I LOVE YOU
I’m fairly sure I just peed myself
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SO TRUE
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Lol aye truth
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